Training


An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand
pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the
waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up" He gets
the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns
and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts
of the animal to splatter every where, then just walks
out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his
shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with
the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the
waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning
up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about,
anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for
upper management position in United States Government:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for
others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.