A Shawnee man and his wife are dining at a table in
a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging
her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my Cheyenne
ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split
up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think
a person could go on celebrating that long?"