Recordings of the FBI at the Pine Ridge Reservation.............
The neighbor, "Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes, this is the FBI what do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Two Teeth, he's an Indian
and he's hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Two Teeth's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open
every piece of wood, but found no marijuana. They swore and cursed at
Billy Two Teeth and left.
The phone rings at Billy Two Teeth's house, it's the neighbor, "Hey,
Billy! Did the FBI come?"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Well Merry Christmas Buddy!"