A Hopi father lined up all of his little sons and stood in front of them.
He then asked, "Who pushed the outhouse over the cliff?"
Nobody answered him.
He then asked again, "Who pushed the outhouse over the cliff?"
...again nobody answered.
The Hopi father said, "I'll tell story of George and George's father.
George chopped down cherry tree. George told the truth, Big George didn’t
punish George.” So the father asked again, "Who pushed outhouse
over the cliff?"
The littlest son replied, "I pushed the outhouse over the cliff."
The old Hopi then spanks him for his punishment. When he is done, the
little kid asks, "Georgie told the truth and didn’t get punished.
I tell the truth, I get punished. Why, father?"
The Hopi father replied, "Big Georgie was not in the cherry tree
when it got chopped down!!!"