Chief Two Eagles

An Indian chief sat in his home on the reservation,
smoking a Ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S.
government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have
observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his
wars and his technological advances. You've seen his
progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these
events, in your opinion, where did the white man go

The Chief stared at the government officials for
over a minute and then calmly replied, "When the white man
found the land, Indians were running it. There were
No taxes,
No debt,
Plenty of buffalo,
Plenty of beaver,
Women did all the work,
Indian men spent all day hunting and fishing,

Then the chief leaned back and smiled ...
"Only a white man is dumb enough to think he could
improve system like that."