The Kiss

A white guy, a Native American man, and Pamela Anderson are sitting together on the subway when the lights go out and the car goes completely dark.

There's a kissing noise, and then the sound of a really loud slap.

When the subway car lights come back on, Pamela Anderson and the Native guy are sitting as if nothing happened, and the white guy is holding his slapped face.

The white guy is thinking, "That Native man must have kissed Pamela and she swung at him and missed, slapping me instead."

Pamela is thinking, "That white guy must have tried to kiss me, accidentally kissed the Native man, and got slapped for it."

The Native guy is thinking, "This is great!” The next time the subway car lights go out, I'll make another kissing noise and slap that white guy again!